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		<title>Moving again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Freaky Metal Kid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally got around to separating my content. For juvenile stupidity and classic Incipiat Turba nonsense, stick with Incipiat Turba.<a href="http://fmk.incipiatturba.net/2011/09/13/moving-again/" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I finally got around to separating my content.</p>
<p>For juvenile stupidity and classic Incipiat Turba nonsense, stick with <a title="Incipiat Turba" href="http://incipiatturba.net">Incipiat Turba</a>.</p>
<p>For my computer nerd related comments, go to the new domain: <a title="Computer Misuse" href="http://computermisuse.net">ComputerMisuse.net</a></p>
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		<title>#1 Fraud</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Freaky Metal Kid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wanting to write something Information Security related since that&#8217;s what I do all day and that&#8217;s currently a<a href="http://fmk.incipiatturba.net/2010/06/24/1-fraud/" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been wanting to write something Information Security related since that&#8217;s what I do all day and that&#8217;s currently a major interest of mine.  I can&#8217;t talk about what I find at work and I don&#8217;t have much to say on more general topics, but the Gregory Evans debacle is cracking me up.  Articles have been coming up frequently in the security related news feeds that I read.  <a title="The Register" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/22/worlds_no_1_hacker/" target="_blank">This article</a> from <a title="The Register" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Register</a> gathered the best quotes.</p>
<p>Basically, the guy is a convicted felon who is going around posing as a software security expert (I mean, &#8220;The World&#8217;s #1 Hacker&#8221;).  He claims that everyone calling him out on his bullshit is due to racism, but his charade is pretty obvious to anyone who pays any attention.  <a title="Ben Rothke" href="https://365.rsaconference.com/blogs/securityreading/2010/06/14/fair-use-plagiarism-and-the-world-s-no-1-hacker-book" target="_blank">Ben Rothke&#8217;s analysis</a> on the plagiarism in Evans&#8217; book is enough to devalue Evans as a credible expert.  In an attempt to boost his hacker cred, he also made up some stuff about his relationship with famous hacker (and felon) Kevin Mitnick.</p>
<p>He went to prison for fraud.  He is still a con artist.  Legal problems are likely to resurface in his life, but before they put him away again, let&#8217;s all spend some time laughing at him.</p>
<p>First, tell us about Ligatt Security, Greg.</p>
<p><a title="Ligatt Ad" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9LELlwbZs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9LELlwbZs</a></p>
<p>Oh dear.</p>
<p>Hey Greg, you know how I know you&#8217;re full of shit?  You&#8217;re on FOX &amp; Friends:</p>
<p><a title="FOX &amp; Friends" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpOuACC3g4o&amp;NR=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpOuACC3g4o&amp;NR=1</a></p>
<p>China is our biggest threat.  India is our biggest threat.  Got it.  It&#8217;s funny when the anchor tells him &#8220;you do your homework&#8221; and sounds impressed.  He managed to poorly articulate some things he&#8217;s read on the internet.  Impressive Greg!</p>
<p>As an investor, I&#8217;m concerned Ligatt stock is only worth 0.0002 cents per share.  Can you make me feel better?</p>
<p><a title="Ligatt Investors" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=uPsB9756HIA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=uPsB9756HIA</a></p>
<p>What could he be doing better?  Nothing!  He&#8217;s already perfection!  He doesn&#8217;t sound like a hustler at all!</p>
<p>Some uplifting quotes to take away when you&#8217;re having a bad day:</p>
<p>“I got the news this morning on my way to work, got here late because I  caused an accident when I was reading my email and I saw it and I  started screaming and I swerved and then this tractor trailer fell over  and hit this bus full nuns and it was just a mess, but I took off real  quick because I got a fast car. They didn&#8217;t know it was me, so I&#8217;m here  doing this video blog.&#8221;</p>
<p>“You could have bought Google&#8217;s years ago. Just imagine if you bought  Google&#8217;s at a penny or less than a penny how trillionaire you&#8217;d be today.  I&#8217;m trying to give you that same vision.&#8221;</p>
<p>Incipiat Turba readers, your asses are spoiled.  I&#8217;m done bustin&#8217; my butt for now.</p>
<p>&#8211; Blarg!</p>
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